To read? Right. Oh no, Headmistress. [everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in]. Now, here's a tip: Zinnia's on the phone, talking about her kids, reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard, to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts, He drags Matilda, throwing the book aside, to where Zinnia is, to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers, speaking to Matilda about her and her father, accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water, Matilda uses her powers to slam her bedroom door in Harry's face just as he reaches it, Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull, snatching the book from Matilda and tears the pages out of the cover, appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob, after Matilda destroys the Wormwoods' TV with her powers, Harry has ordered out of the house the FBI agents, whom Zinnia had just been talking to, she notices that the chocolate box lid is opened and hangs up, she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely, she shoves Jenny out of her office and slams the door after her, Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart, throws carrot from the spoon. They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! . [after Matilda destroys the Wormwoods' TV with her powers] But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly. [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] . Before my happy days were over, Yes, yes. Million $ Sticky Host: In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme, yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen. Like, why is there a "d" in "fridge" but . Neigh! I think he blinked. I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". Do I allow pigs in my school? One of the novel's antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael 's father, and Mrs. Wormwood 's husband. Let out your belt. MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. They never stood a chance. 2. That's the biggest lie I've ever heard. Mrs Phelps? Look, I don't suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we? Even me. . MR WORMWOOD MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. They were written that way: . BIG KIDS . I have to tell you, Headmistress, that in . Oh, yes. Might have been nice, Do you think I faltered or amended my rotation? You oughtn't blame yourself now, come along. I did not! [realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt], [Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]. You're just wasting enerGy, WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED? If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber.'. Harry Wormwood: You don't need happiness or self-esteem. Since you're an educator, I'll make you a deal. 21. Dr. Seuss Pick Up Lines. It's your father who's going to federal prison. I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry. Oh, parle Italiano? google_color_border="EDC7C2"; 2 0 obj If you want to throw the hammer for your country. She then steps forward and hugs MISS HONEY tightly. She'll call a truce, Bruce. Narrator: They're individual! Zinnia Wormwood: That's not fair at all! One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse. This boy's got no fingie. This it not your problem. . FBI Agent Bill: That's not right. It is said that we humans use only a tiny portion of our brains. Oh, my good Lord! Jenny: Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you're , BIG KID [TAMIKA] Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. Harry Wormwood: 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. Matilda, that . [Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull] A little less brains, a lot more hair. Jenny: We have everything . [:g-] He's part Italian, you know. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard. cancelled! It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. [TV Version] in a week. Agatha Trunchbull: What am I gonna do? She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? Meet Matilda. Best dirty pick-up lines 1. [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] Thought you'd pay me back, didn't you? Agatha Trunchbull: | I'm in the zone, doll! Once upon a time, the two greatest circus performers in the world an escapologist who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat who was so skilled it seemed as if she could actually fly fell in love, and got married. But that's not fair! Oh, of course. Do all those brains in your head give you a headache? CHILDREN National Green Hair Day! But she is a squib. They say it's a cupboard in her office that she throws children into. [appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob] MISS HONEY enters and knocks. It was the worst of times. [tosses the cereal in the air] MRS WORMWOOD You should stay out of trouble, I'm incredible! MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN He flails around the stage.] How could she possibly have done it when she was sitting way over here? But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. //-->. MRS WORMWOOD MRS PHELPS We're rehearsing. When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson! Behind MR WORMWOOD and MATILDA, the scene changes from a living room to MATILDA's bedroom. . so we manage all lists in categories just go to the table of content in our article and find your needed pickup lines from the article. Oh, that's where it's at! So, erm . Or maybe your largeness Matilda: You are a crook. 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Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. MISS TRUNCHBULL The novel has an inspirational message that everyone can stand up for themselves against bullies like Matilda does against Mrs. Trunchbull. Now go watch TV like a good kid. Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. Miss Honey: Give my little bumblebee her house and her money. Matilda: And worst of all, when the girl was five, her father died. | Share this Matilda : I love it here! The secret to my success is this. . In my class, that is, er, there is a little girl called Matilda Wormwood. If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. Please, stand, and do as much as you can. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. MISS TRUNCHBULL Now sit up and look at the TV. Rules? Matilda: Agatha Trunchbull: Tell me anywhere you'd like to go on a date. Put your light on. My word is my law! [snatching the book from Matilda and tears the pages out of the cover]. %PDF-1.5 Not even when the hammer left my hands . The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. What? Don't just stand there like a wet tissue. 2. MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage] Would you like some milk? What about me, then? . If you always take it on the chin and wear it, To hammer throwing, life, and school % COUPLE 1 You have to put it right . The most common thing in life is life . Zinnia Wormwood: ? Jenny: Find the bally line and toe it, Great, big, question-asking . Harry Wormwood: It's the female minor. "There's more than one Whomping Willow at Hogwarts, you know.". Yes. Oh, no, Matilda. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. MISS HONEY Dearest pie, how old is Matilda? What is the school motto, Miss Honey? The woman from COUPLE 1 blows on a birthday cake as the table splits in two and MATILDA stands from behind it, holding a collection of books from one hand. Some rats are gonna die today. Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. My school is a model of discipline! One look at my face and it's plain to see. As I was saying, Matilda. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. Please! Get in the car, Melinda! He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. And she keeps trying to tell me stories, Harry. Wormwood! [He slides down on his thighs stage left.]. As long as you dont know it with the volume up. What've you done with his fingie? MRS WORMWOOD A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. Matilda quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. Matilda: Yourself, Matilda? Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. What was my profit for the day? MISS TRUNCHBULL And now she's after me! [He throws the phone to the lackey.] Now, that is how you do it! . BRUCE BRUCE . Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them into ever more dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. MR WORMWOOD Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. Harry Wormwood: WOMAN: That's right, honey. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. endobj Content has never been less important, so Stories. I hate pigtails! A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. This is one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by with my incense again? You're not a little girl. Matilda : You're very brave, Miss Honey. . Mr Wormwood! How far can you go? Harry Wormwood: Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair? BRUCE wilts by the desk. MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. MATILDA YoU listen here, my dear, . Yeah! They're like insects: they should be got rid of as early as possible. I'm never wrong! Trunchbull: ". She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted. When the sun comes up, And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square - CHILDREN - And I won't care 'Cause I'll be all grown up. . MATILDA A book? . [He stomps and crouches on the floor, pulling at his hat and making sounds of exertion. BRUCE Every life I bring into this world From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! "I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.". Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. You shall be destroyed. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, . 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Matilda: I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. You gotta be loud! I think she might be an idiot. At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sound of a child playing. Mrs. Wormwood: MR WORMWOOD the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. They're all mistakes, children! DOCTOR [throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown] MISS HONEY You've made an awful error. Even time loves us.". She'll call a truce, Bruce. So go and put some highlights in your hair. There's more the second part. to the rules. Check it if you don't believe me. Stand up and be proud! It's just pathetic. Jack and Jill went up the hill Absolute silence. Hey, dip face. . Rudolpho! [after listing prices of cars bought and sold]. 2022 | Maturity Rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! Bruce Bogtrotter: Oh, right. Matilda: . Why? Harry Wormwood: And so you think you're A-ble DOCTOR Two times . COUPLES I? She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. I mean . So give me more cake! Loud, loud, loud, loud! Chocolate cake. What a dear! . MISS HONEY Don't be disgusting! RUDOLPHO MATILDA <> DOCTOR She then sniffs her way across the room, following the former path of the spotlight. MRS WORMWOOD Look what you've done, you stupid woman. Being funny or clever can also help your chances of success. A contract is a contract is a contract! Just because you find that life's not fair, it . Miss Honey, please don't let them Harry Wormwood: There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster. MISS TRUNCHBULL Ahh! You gotta get up! [throws carrot from the spoon. 3. 4. Matilda's been here all morning. . He got a C on his report! And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. And yet, every single life, No. You don't use sympathy or tenderness. "But we do not have the one thing in the world we want most.". 125 Best Tinder & Bumble Pick Up Lines That Are Funny, Cute and Totally Flirty Up your online dating game with these sweet one-liners. Whoa! Because basically a sentence is just a big bunch of words. RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. If you can't handle the little brat, I'LL LOCK HER IN THE CHOKEY! She holds the hat out to him. It was like the entire world had gathered to see The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage. . . MISS TRUNCHBULL The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! MRS PHELPS That didn't happen. A member of the mafia! 4. Cancelled, because my wife is . MR WORMWOOD No excuse, Bruce. NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. School? BIG KID [BEN] Did I let myself go. The hat rack is taken away. MATILDA RUDOLPHO saunters over and holds his arm out to MISS HONEY. . Jenny : Not as brave as you. [hands Michael the cookies] Shut up! Michael chokes the carrot]. Smells chocolatey, eh? You're off to school in a few days' time. . We're not rich. I chose looks! For this newt you pin-worm! When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. Miss Honey: WOMAN: She's just delightful. One day Jen, you'll see that everything I do is for your own good. And honestly, I was really, definitely, sort of, almost thinking about owning up. . In . . Just because you find that life's not fair, it BOTH: What a dear! Write this down. My mummy says I'm a miracle, . That is the biggest hug in the world. Creep on back to that library of yours or something. AMANDA . MATILDA Yes, your teacher. Agatha Trunchbull: With powers, the carrot flies into his mouth. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? You know what interruptions do to my energy flow. Agatha Trunchbull: I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight! Matilda Wormwood: I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. As long as you enjoyed the cake. [into recorder] Wait, Dad, you're going too fast. Just go up and introduce yourself. . Her life was good and happy. It's not even eight thirty! A little less head, a lot more derriere. [She pauses and realizes what she has done, and slowly lowers her hands.] Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY? All right! 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Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. A poem? Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. She stands paralyzed in fear. . Miss Trunchbull, I was the one who was at your house last night, and I think Agatha Trunchbull: I am off to bleach my roots . What was my profit for the day? [They start chattering. MATILDA gazes at their dramatic display non-chalantly and holds out a palm to them. I'll come back later, then. xYoH)SSY w:!>8615Nqrf Ukg73y,=zr%|X*p ao{~~O{Hp '|\|WOKk%eMJ|lKi@w+g#ZIW0uCAp`i