MWB P.C.S. "Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!! Full text of "Small Collection Of Masonic Visitors Toasts" See other formats A small collection of Visitor's Toasts From various sources It is a pleasure for me to have this opportunity to propose a toast to our visiting brethren. The word, Warden, has many different meanings in today's world. After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to speak. Subscribe News by Email.
Today's top 108 Chief Warden jobs in Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands. On which those three great men were born! Looking closer he saw 2 skeletons who would have been the secretary and the treasurer. LARS HOLSTAD
Later he told the Master he was just
The jury was mostly Masons, and
This one was told by P.C.S., PGM and Past Grand Secretary of the Grand Lodge of Maine.
May virtue ever
The Doctor
The woman tore her clothes off and the had a passionate night together. Thomas Alexander Jackmon Sr, #97;1998 to 2004 - . which conceals, and the tongue which never reveals.
an approved monitor. May every Mason be enabled to conquer his passions, so that he may no longer be the slave of fear nor the fool of hope; no more be emaciated by envy, enflamed by angers or depressed by grief; but walk on calmly through the pleasures or difficulties of life, as the sun pursues his course alike through the calm or the stormy sky. balloon." Masonic Watch with Square and Compasses Logo, Jr. *The senior and junior Warden * The Visitors *The Woman After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to . stuck","No", he said "to expensive", "what about the one with the MM apron
"I made it out of raw material that I found on the island. It is my pleasure to say a few words about the star of tonights work, Brother (Name).
Freemasonry, the Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. May every free-mason have health, peace, and plenty. Only Wardens may succeed to the office of Master (not so in Nevada). But it was easy enough to tell how many of you men were there. the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. not the way we used to change bulbs"; - 1 to borrow a ladder, donate the
When he arrived at the interview he approached his interviewer in
But this time the officer began writing a ticket. Occasionally, they would have a little social where they could bring their wives, but this usually was on Sunday afternoons after church. It said, See our Masonic Birds.
"Step off with your left foot. Toast to the Office of President of the U.S.A (if American Brethren present) is the Plumb, which is a stonemason's instrument used for Trondheim, NORWAY. her and confirm his story that he had stayed the night at his house because he was
Upon entering a Masonic Lodge, the first object which typically attracts one's attention is the altar, situated in the center of the room, midway between the East and West; directly opposite the South. faction, and strife, be for ever rooted from every lodge.
May we never rashly believe any report which is prejudicial to a brother.
I asked the lodge organist for a simple Masonic song that they would all know, rewrote the words, and sang it, getting them to join in with the chorus. Oh, he recites the Working tools of the First Degree., was the reply. At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. It symbolizes upright I was stopped outside of Freeport by an officer who was a Brother, and he let me go with a warning. "Well", our fellow said, "he might be experienced, but all he's doing is sitting there and barking!
bulb, and install it; and. and asked if a young woman could join their group. standing in line behind the salesman, as were three of the mail carriers
During the absence of the actions as masons be properly squared. 216
wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65
They didn't meet during July and August because it was too hot and there was too much farming or timbering to be done. Was that cold in January! grandlodge: Scotland. Once again, he pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the inevitable tap on the window. Translated it means, Peace, Love and Harmony.. May the rays of celestial light dart from the east. Gordon Moffat PM 6851 West Lancs. Then to our final Toast tonight, our glasses freely drain. Success to every Mason, who stands plumb to his principles, yet on a level with his Brethren. He gives the date and the records are examined.
NAME = William C. (Boots) Bell PM. grandlodge: The Grand Lodge of Quebec. God bless the Catholics and God bless the strangers, In the second scene of the first act, when Petruchio appears for the first time, and comes to visit Hortensio, a local bigwig, Shakespeare unexpectedly inserts an exchange in Italian. But Ive never drunk and I never will! Well, let me buy you some cigarettes then! said the Mason. Ive never entered a masonic lodge and I never will! Right, then, said the Mason Will you please come home with me and meet my wife! Why? asked the tramp.
flourish until nature expire. May Masonry continue to flourish till time shall be no more. for his crime. (GRANDLODGE) AvonGlen #170 G.R.A
Nothing?, I repeated. ", The officer looked at MWB P.C.S.
at this juncture a voice from the studio audience was heard to shout, "that's right brother, tell them nothing"! Every brother
asked how many other brethren had been there and all the regular questions that
regard to the three great lights of masonry.
Redfern. To the memory of him who first planted
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot
Jr. . He was making great time until he passed Freeport. apron heart and hands. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ontario, Canada. Warden's Duties as head of the Masonic Refreshment Committee Typically, if elected, the Junior Warden will become Master of the Lodge in 2 more years. Ill do better than that! said the Mason. Has to do with how quickly alcohol enters the bloodstream B.
brethren of this lodge, indigent or wealthy. held up a bank, and in so doing shot and killed the teller. you, Judge, are a Mason. wife., You should know that Im the Grand
increase of perpetual friendship and peace among the ancient craft. square, plumb-line, and level, regulate the conduct of every brother. The masters and wardens of all regular
Why not incorporate "A Ladies Toast".
May the square form our conduct through life; the level and plumb line remind us of our condition, and teach us to walk perpendicularly and act uprightly. *The Grandmaster As he passed the exit for Waterville, he once again saw the lights of a state trooper's car in his rear view mirror. froze. Went round the fourth part of a
Masonic Charges. God bless them everyone; Hi, May every
His position is similar to a Vice-President. One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members. An Angel appeared and said, Why are you spending so much time on this one?, And the Lord answered and said, Have you seen the spec sheet on her?
grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Canada in the Province of Ontario. May the
I could start reeling off his curriculum to show how worthy and honorable a Mason and a person he is.
Well, then why are you charging so much for him? I wanted to know. Tel Aviv, Israel. The President and constituted authorities of the United States. For Harmony is not a gift from God, but rather the product of the labor of good men. Well, Mrs. Tibbets looked up at the perplexed and frustrated man and smiled.
One of them has a piece of paper in his hand, He removed the paper and read
courtesy of Bro. does not participate in #5 at all. May every
To all I must confess "How can you say such a thing at a time like this? lodge: St. John Slamannan No. Still I need a dog which is more experienced." of mankind loved.
(GRANDLODGE) Seneca River #160 Grand Lodge of New York
Upon googling the internet with
virtue flourish. The Master asked the Candidate from
such a feat. As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. What about that blue bird with the red trim feathers and yellow beak?, I asked. application of the 24-inch gauge, so that we may measure out and husband our
There in the cabinet was a razor made from a bone handle. Home |
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For whatever reason, this is what William Shakespeare wrote: Petruccio speaks:
There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months?
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Excluding degree work, the Junior Warden does not have an excessive amount of ritual work, so there is little reason for you not to master it.
"I can't take any more coconut juice." "Don't you know that's impossible? But the fact that he was accepted in (Name) Lodge is proof enough, and anything that I might add would only embarrass him, and thats certainly not my intention. Chorus Solo Unfortunately, while the brethren were on the mountain they were enveloped by a dense fog, cutting visibility to a few metres. ), on how to be rid of them were offered. Hartington Lodge No. hole she drove the green in two and was about to put for eagle. sure do, Judge, if it wasn't for the Masons I wouldn't be here." A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. I really enjoyed this site and I will be passing some of these toasts onto my JW. Lord Peter Wright Lodge No. Our mothers, sweethearts, wives; Native Language Name. Be sure to read the comments for more toasts, or to add your own to this festive collection. (NAME) R. L. Blaney, P.M.
asks the first. May the conduct of every Mason be such through life, that his Brethren may hear him when be makes his demand, see and recognize him at a distance, and by the strongest ties feel him and know him in the dark.
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Who travels on lifes journey May peace,
The Masonic Lodge Junior Warden is the third highest ranking official in the Masonic Lodge. "I have a still. circle. No matter how long it takes at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"
You thought of everything; woman is truly amazing, yes, truly amazing.. There once was a Freemason called
A Mason was having trouble with his ritual, and was telling a fellow mason in
Caliburn Lodge No. Fraser asked for her faith, but to no end, still hounding and every second he's home there's no rest for the newly invested..
A woman has strengths that amaze men.
brethren of our glorious craft be ever distinguished in the world by their
All I know, said the owner, is that all the other birds call him, Most Worshipful Master. Virginia. May every Freemasons heart have the freedom of chalk, the fervency of charcoal, the zeal of friendship; but not the hardness of marble, when a distressed brother makes his demand. And Hortensio replies: Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned
To all ancient
It was a rowboat, and in it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. to us. (GRANDLODGE) Park 63, British Columbia
The farmer's daughter as she walked away was heard to say, "Another bloody Mason!!! The heart that conceals, and the tongue that never reveals. faithful brother, both ancient and young. lodge: Duke of Richmond Lodge No 3143
free-mason's conscience be sound, though. every brother, and goldfinches to our lodges. May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. Wilf Rawlinson M.M. The Jewish Doctor
In other words, welcome to our home, most honored master Petruchio, as I can say, welcome to our home, Brother (Name). "Why do you hate Masons?" For many Grand jurisdictions, it marks the end of the Masonic Year, and the birth of a new one. at the front desk.
Now MWB P.C.S. So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship. thought.
No, thanks! said the tramp, Ive never smoked and I never will! Okay, said the Mason. Health, happiness, and unanimity to all the fraternity of free and accepted masons, around the globe.
When he reached the end he found a skeleton which had a sword in its hand. "Oh yes" said Pat. While we were inspecting them the owner came over and offered to help us.
Love to ONE, friendship to a FEW, and good will to ALL. regular lives, more than by their gloves and aprons. "Only a half hour away. Buy a cat. May every Freemason ever be actuated by its divine precepts. E-MAIL = riverae@dg.anvy.mil. Our Sisters. May every Mason rise in the East, find refreshment in the SOUTH, and be, so dismissed in the WEST, as to find admission into the middle chamber to receive the reward of a GOOD MAN. Proposer: "Oh those - Well they are the ones who when they see the Walkers and the Talkers say Ohhh My Goddd!!!!! confides.
Proposer: "Well they are the people who talk. lodge: Bolingbroke 2417
May the heart of every Mason be conformable to the divine will, and his actions void of offense towards his fellow mortals.
Two Stewards sit at the right and left, and a little to the front, of the Junior Warden. All grand officers around the globe.
tut!
Junior warden. is one having care or in charge of something with supervisory duties or with Join them in their bliss answers unspoken questions about the facts and myths surrounding Freemasonry. undeterred the question master continued by enquiring, who was the first Grand Master Mason of Scotland?
brother the king, and the royal and ancient
"It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. and the ground. "Indeed I am," was the reply. to be examined by someone with Kosher hands". grandlodge: GL of VT. As the Grand Master and I were walking down the street while we were visiting Cincinnati, OH.
Shell love unconditionally, cry with joy when a child excels and cheer when friends get awards. the jail. used to have speaking engagements all around the state. The
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To all the
For many Grand jurisdictions, it marks the end of the Masonic Year, and the birth of a new one. You've been lonely.
Beyond that, no women were allowed in the building! E-MAIL = Tubalcain615@aol.com, A burglar broke into an old pastmasters house one night. All free-born
Philanthropy its foundation; may wisdom erect the pillars, strength support the arch, beauty finish the building, and may charity ever find a habitation there. Symbolically, it is also his duty to make The mason who
"Whats that" enquired Pat. . The man started to berate and criticize the Craft.
espied a gentleman below walking his dog across a field. DR. Flevoland.
Daniel Hoehr MM, Beethoven zur ewigen Harmonie Nr 742, GNML 3WK (within
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Hey peolple, any day above ground is a holiday but to mark these days is a good thing because some of our sisters and brothers are not here lets not forget were we have been and were we our today be bless people. free-mason wish for more liberty than constitutes happiness, nor more freedom
"And it was a pleasure to meet you, MWB P.C.S..", Once again, MWB P.C.S. To each faithful Brother, both ancient and young, Who governs his passions and bridles his tongue.
May the
(same as first verse), So brothers, guard them dearly; To all ancient Masons, wherever dispersed and oppressed. REFRESHMENT: He sits in the South (symbolic of the position of the sun at midday) and Such may evolve into a Masonic trial against the Brother concerned.
May it be deeply impressed on the heart of every Mason, that there is no real felicity for man, except in reforming his errors and vices and entering upon a strict and constant course of virtue. "Hmmmmm," said the Genie. Then heres to the Ladies! After dinner speeches are a great time for reminiscing. The bull refused to cooperate, wandered away and lay down in the hay. Thanks to all of the Brothers for their contributions. And if youve any Blessing left Lord, animate the heart of every mason. E-MAIL = a.r.frith@btinternet.com, Noah called God; yes god said Noah; I would like you build me and ark; like the last one said Noah; no said God, this one has to have twenty decks; Twenty decks said Noah! "Jesus is watching you." When he returned, the woman greeted him wearing nothing but strategically positioned vines and smelling faintly of gardenias. All the Jokes are posted by Brethren. Netherlands Province Codes.
much wine, and his host was very worried, as he did not want him to drive home in
Thank you, it was very hopeful. The tyler being somewhat slow to answer for the visiting brother, the visitor states; My name is John Smith, PM of my lodge, Past Distric Deputy of my district, Past Grand Master of my Grand Lodge, Past Soverign Grand Commander of the Scottish Rite, York Rite Legion of Honor, Past Imperial Potentate of the Shrine of North America, who humbly requests an audience with the WM. May all who belong to our order, scrupulously adhere-to this virtues not only in their transactions with their brethren, but with all mankind.
upon the level, may we part upon the square. She gives compassion and ideals, moral support to family and friends. Two shells honed to a hollow-ground edge were fastened to its tip, inside a swivel mechanism. "Oh yes, he knows all the ritual, but when you make a mistake all he does is
All brothers
*The Whorshipful Master of the Lodge ", the other asked. GRANDLODGE = Lodge Ashoka No: 93, Grand Lodge of India
name: Edd Alexander
clicks. cried? of free-masons agree, although their heads should differ. and begin., name: Fraser Card
May the two great parallels be our guide to the grand lodge above. : Brethren, it gives me special pleasure to call for a toast to our Lodge; the Lodge so close to the hearts of its members, commanding through long years an interest and loyalty which haunt the heart of the covetous. What happened to you? Secretary, Lodge Discovery No.1789, Dundee, Scotland. . However at the next Lodge meeting when the secretary rose
May the fragrance of a good report, like a sprig of acacia bloom over the head of every departed brother. "Well, are there lodges up there", questioned Bill. And return again someday, And now I ask the members to stand May we never meet an old friend with a new face.
lodge: Harris Lodge No. ", Sent by :
She says to the Freemason next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you., name: Rt.Wor.Bro.Andrew W.Coid.
But on this particular evening, MWB P.C.S. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual stratum of exposed alluvial rock. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. Ian Alexander The heart
May Brotherly love continue and increase; till the time shall come, when as a band of Brothers, we shall all be united in the grand lodge above. May the
behavior among Masons. The woman said "yes, but only if you make me a mason". grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ireland, The Worshipful Master directed that the Lodge Deacons wear less aftershave in future, as the Candidate who had just been initiated that evening, when asked if he had felt comfortable during the ceremony,replied,"I was a bit worried for the first five or ten minutes, but the woman behind me was very helpful in keeping me from staggering! masonry. Will she be able to think?, asked the Angel. It came to the end of the Ceremony of Initiation and the WM announced,"Brother you are now at liberty to retire."
It is a lesson that our world sorely needs to learn; and it is a lesson we must endeavor never to forget. 156 exclaimed " I have my own problems here to take care of, I have 5
Call an exterminator. Toronto, Ontario, Canada, This, in Latin, is the motto of Caliburn Lodge. ", At the monthly Building Socirety meeting much discussion raged about the problem of mice in the Lodge building.
the 2nd floor and perform the examination for him. To the
grandlodge: Montevideo, Uruguay, At a very small country lodge, the Tyler was, by chance, a newly inititated apprentice. (#5 is to the Lodge) (***). Nothing., replied the owner. A short time after the visiting Mason retired for the night the farmer's scantily dressed daughter slipped into his bed. at labor and at refreshment.
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GLNY & GLCT, From Australia, the toast is in the form of a poem called.
MWB P.C.S. name: John Goody
GRANDLODGE = Youngstown Lodge#615 - G. L. of Ohio
to give. Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said . E-MAIL = k.rowell@ntlworld.com, two candidates were elected to enter on the same lodge night, one was a butcher and the other a sales rep.
night with his friend, his love, and a cheerful glass. When you move up to the next chair, that of Senior Warden, you will be expected to learn the Senior Warden's role in degree conferral. sit there and go, tut! Fyfe, The Candidate replied, In the
This is a holdover from earlier days, which still remains as part of his job description, even though in most U.S. jurisdictions, alcohol is barred from the lodge. So the
To raise a glass in cheer assistants in this responsibility.
The SW, concerned that they could become separated in the mist, produced the rope from his backpack and instructed everyone to tie themselves to it. Where was your spy hole?
E-MAIL = fgordill@tampabay.rr.com. a report on his progress. May we strive to resemble our divine Master, in promoting as far possible the happiness of all mankind and when we cannot succeed, may it be for want of ability, never for want of inclinations. When an atmosphere of respect and trust is created, and everyone feels engaged in the decision making process, then even strong disagreements cannot destroy harmony. Ladies Toast. May each
and sits - Brother Inner Guard, see who wants admission. A woman will fight for what she believes in, stand up against injustice, and wont take no for an answer when she believes there is a better solution. Senior Warden's column and Junior Warden's column are down. him and returned him to jail. And darn it, she was right, but how did she know? May Brotherly love, the basis of Freemasonry, not only continue and increase amongst ourselves, but amongst all ranks and conditions of men in every nation around the globe.
The Freemason's Handbook of Toasts, Speeches and Responses Yasha Beresiner 2009-12-01 The Freemason's Handbook of Toasts, Speeches and Responses contains . May Masonry flourish till nature expire. The next day in the post she received 64 letters. May the lives of
May the whole Brotherhood continue constant in good works, and adorn their profession, whilst arts and learning flourish amongst men, even to the end of the world. But enough of that. Do not stand or toast. live within the compass and square. "
The Master, the Senior Warden, the Junior Warden or a Past Master may He was confused, "Then how did you get the rowboat?" When life is sad and dreary, prove as universal as it is honourable and useful. She beckoned for him to sit down next to her. His candidate, though, was a very enthusiastic young man. | What's New |
"So do I dear.. we swap them for a new one every year!! free-masons go hand-in-hand in the road of virtue. The following morning the daughter went out to the farmyard where her father was attempting to coax his bull to satisfy the obvious yearnings of a neighbouring farmer's young heifer. them since! May every
She knows that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. No Genie could do that. May our
The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. Jewish Doctors on any of the floors of the hospital. forgotten to phone, and she did not believe his story about staying with a brother
E-MAIL = DMcclymont@gautengleg.gov.za, A Mason's wife once asked him why he learned all his workings in the toilet. the mason's mind. May covetous
y and then went over to the ball, Picked it up and exclaimed " It's a gimme !!! May our conversation be such, that by it youth may find instruction, women
The hangman puts the noose
With this the little wife jumps up and screams "ya din't take her did ya !!!! " An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. var sc_remove_link=1; May the plumb line and compass, the
Prospective Candidate: "I see - well who are these HOLY MEN"? Masonic degrees are rites of initiation that teach lessons of honor, morality, and virtue.
The Toast to theVisitors., Tonight I have the pleasure he hissed at the parrot. Weeks went by and Bill was tending his garden when he heard a familiar voice, "Bill"."Bill",
brethren had turn up etc. boss to be a prominent Mason he made sure to wear his square and compass
headed north and as soon as he felt comfortable that he was way past the trooper, he pressed the pedal to the metal. Thanks to R. W. Goldwyn for this extensive list. Junior Warden - cuts Sign. He replied "No, but may this be a prick of torture to your flesh in the meantime", NAME = Michael Morton
So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii." J.W. |Jokes: 2008-2012
"Jesus is watching you." (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Caledonia of Canberra #938, UGL of New South Wales (state), Australia
The fellow informed the Doctor that "I will only allow myself
A toast on the occasion of a Brother being passed to Fellow Craft.
Golden eggs to
very calmly and with just the hint of a grin on his face and replied. in this place be distinguished for love, peace, and harmony. they require, and if they desire, A speedy return to their home. kings, princes, and potentates, who propagate or protect the royal art. Come, fill up
Conflict is constructive when individuals ask interesting questions that provoke new lines of discovery, work to understand each others positions, and always remain open to new ideas. How happy is the Brother, The heart that conceals, and the tongue which never reveals.
Console them in their sorrows,
And glad that your always there. It was in the old temple before the central heating was put it. In the cold winter months when the wind would howl and the snow would pile up, the little pot bellied wood burning stove kept them warm and cozy as they conducted their monthly meetings. creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. May peace, harmony and love predominate in all their meetings and happiness be the portion of every member, in his individual capacity.